Gregory has a little lamb

buttdeath:

when you type tfw instead of tf2

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syberthewolf:

oH MY GOD…..

paigeflip:

Having weaboo friends.

paigeflip:

Having weaboo friends.

toastydonut:

koyurei:

radcanine:

He’s multiplying 

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That’s not even close to what I’ve seen

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thisgurlcray: you are mega cutie bye

Thanks!

breathysylph: Im at a dq and there's a guy here who looked so much like u I stared for a good minute before I decided it wasnt

Oh dang

youtubeofficial:

finally mcdonalds offers a gluten free, low-fat and vegan menu option

youtubeofficial:

finally mcdonalds offers a gluten free, low-fat and vegan menu option

juilan:

The time has come…

My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.
dagfella:

mymomcantfindthisblog:

dagfella:

im gonna shove this car into a locker

Do it. I dare you. Then, when you’re fast asleep in your bed, dreaming sweet dreams of cotton candy unicorns, they will come.
The fandoms will come for you.


ok

dagfella:

mymomcantfindthisblog:

dagfella:

im gonna shove this car into a locker

Do it. I dare you. Then, when you’re fast asleep in your bed, dreaming sweet dreams of cotton candy unicorns, they will come.

The fandoms will come for you.

ok

themysteryofgravityfalls:

Neil deGrasse Tyson will be voicing a super intelligent Waddles in an all new Gravity Falls. Be sure to catch “Little Gift Shop of Horrors” when it airs first on Disney Channel on Saturday, October 4th, at 9PM as part of Monstober.

high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.

gallifreyanprincess:

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

YES

BEING HYDRATED LEADS TO BETTER BRAIN FUNCTION, BETTER DIGESTIVE FUNCTION WHICH CAN MEAN WEIGHT LOSS, PRETTIER SKIN, FEWER HEADACHES, MORE ENERGY, LESSENS CRAMPS, AND IT HELPS YOUR KIDNEYS CLEAN YOUR BLOOD WHICH MEANS YOU FEEL BETTER OVERALL

SO PEE AS MUCH AS YOU NEED TO MY FRIEND

the-chandelier-swing:

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absurdgo:

antolovich:

thepandabaker:

adeyami:

Land of the free home of the rich

What really scares me is that they all have significantly cheaper health care AND education, which means Americans not only make the least, they pay the most.

…wait, what?

whoooo we are da best muricuh help me i want to die

absurdgo:

antolovich:

thepandabaker:

adeyami:

Land of the free home of the rich

What really scares me is that they all have significantly cheaper health care AND education, which means Americans not only make the least, they pay the most.

…wait, what?

whoooo we are da best muricuh help me i want to die